At first glance, the French and Americans seem similar enough. People of both nationalities eat, sleep, work, vacation, drink, smoke. Normal human things. But how do we spend money? Differently. Here are 5 things the French would never spend their hard-earned cash on.
5 Things the French would never pay for:
1. Pet sittingThe French love their pets but the pet care industry stands in sharp contrast to what it is in the United States. Dog walking and pet sitting, outside of major cities (and even there it’s lacking), are pretty much nonexistent and people just have friends or family or a local kennel look after their pets. There’s no French dogvacay.com equivalent (that I know of) and you don’t hear or see much from dog walkers or pet sitters. And trust me, there are a ton of dogs here. So, maybe the French would pay for quality pet care if it were available?
2. Someone to pick up dog poop in your yardThe French are notorious for leaving a steaming fresh pile of poo on the sidewalk for all to see, so if they won’t even pick it up when it’s staring them in the face when walking down the street, forget about cleaning up their yard. But someone’s got to pick it up, right? That person is not an employee of a poop and scoop service, I’ll tell you that. No idea what I’m talking about? Yes, in the U.S., dog waste removal services have become really popular and simply put, people pay a fee to have someone physically come to their property and pick up their dog’s poop and remove it for them.
The French see no point in paying someone to do doggy poo poo duty when they themselves don’t even pick up after their dogs (this is slowly changing). But this business is alive and well in the United States. Do you use a service like this?
3. Big, expensive national flagsAmerica is a proud country (and an enthusiastic one!), like many other countries around the world. But we like showing it via our flag and all that it stands for. Cruise down any suburban street in the U.S. and you’ll see many Americans displaying our country’s stars and stripes outside their homes as part of their lawn decor or even larger-than-life flag poles and intricate mailboxes. This was even more prevalent in the years following the 9/11 terrorist attacks. France shows their pride in other ways and you won’t see many houses (not sure I’ve even seen one outside of the World Cup or other major sporting event) displaying France’s flag. And spend hundreds of euros on an intricate flag and pole? No way. Doesn’t happen here.
4. Boutique fitness studiosOne aspect of American life I miss the most is the availability of trendy fitness studios like barre3, Orange Theory, Soul Cycle, etc. that are getting really popular even in smaller cities and suburbs now back home. Unfortunately, memberships for these types of places aren’t cheap and can run around $20-35 per class or a couple of hundred dollars a month. But it’s well worth it if it’s something you enjoy and that motivates you. The French would never pay this kind of money (OK, Paris maybe but still) for a workout and are about five years behind the American fitness scene in my opinion. I would say they don’t know what they’re missing out on. Dommage!
5. Dinner and a movie at the same timeIn the U.S., AMC Dine-In Theatres and similar concepts have popped up all over the place. Put simply, you eat your meal while watching the movie on the big screen. Your seat has a tray so you don’t have to balance everything on your lap and a waiter comes to take your order and deliver your selection. Americans like that they can kill two birds with one stone and have an upscale service while checking out the latest blockbusters. But the French would find eating in the dark at the cinema odd (they barely even buy popcorn and a soda at the movies) and would definitely not “get” the concept. Why? Mealtimes are sacred in France. OK, not really but meals are a big deal and not times to multitask or rush. Sunday lunches with the family are occasions to unwind, indulge a little and enjoy good company at a leisurely pace. It’s not something you do at the movies. I’m sure a bunch of Americans would agree!