On our recent Paris trip, after our photo session ended, we were walking out of the Parc de Sceaux and came across a lovely couple. So lovely that we just HAD to take a pic. But no, they weren’t especially cute or picture worthy for the reasons you think. Nope. We took a pic because they appeared to be having sex right out in the open! So much for park etiquette!
You be the judge, but honestly when the guy’s pants are down and there are, well, um, movements, it looked pretty convincing to us.No, this wasn’t in some tucked away area of the park. There were kids right on the other side of the bushes. This was 100% smack dab in the middle of the park at 7 p.m. when it was still daylight. If you’re into this kind of thing, at least wait until it’s dark or go somewhere more secluded! And if you must do it out in the open, be quick about it. These two were going on and on and on and on.
There are 1,000 reasons why out in the open, public park sex is not cool. Here are 4:
- There are kids around! Several! The “talk” is still a few years away so spare them please!
- Unless you’re ridiculously good looking, please know that no one wants to see that! And even still, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!
- Google Maps/Google Earth. You never know when a satellite might be snapping an image.
- Someone will probably film it and sex tapes are not cool. Or a passerby will take a pic and you’ll end up on some blog…