Not all French people are thin and chic, but they certainly have a “look” that will make a sneaker-wearing American stick out like a sore thumb. Maybe you’re planning a trip to Paris or you just want to look more European. Whatever the reason, if you’re curious about French style, read on for how to look French…

Find out how to look French!

If this isn’t an awkward expat story, I don’t know what is. It all went down at the pharmacy. I’ve written about why French pharmacies rule and even about the best products, but I’ve never written about such a hilariously awkward exchange. You see, on Wednesday, I was just picking up a very regular product that turned into one of those stories you’re not soon to forget.

How did the conversation go from a normal skin cream to my vagina? Beats the heck out of me. But I will tell you what happened…

GO READ MY WTF EXPAT STORY!

If you’re kind of obsessed with Etsy and/or France and have some time to kill, take a few minutes to check out my top Paris-inspired Etsy shop items. Whether you’re looking to add some French flair to your home or add a charming piece of jewelry to your collection, my Etsy shop picks will make you wish you were here in France. Well, except for that pesky dog poop problem.

Read on for my top France Etsy items!